IN THE MILITARY, WHEN THEY WANT TO COMMUNICATE “EVERYTHING THAT COULD HAVE GONE WRONG WENT WRONG, BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW,” THEY USE THE WORD “SNAFU.”
"SNAFU" IS AN ACRONYM STANDING FOR "SITUATION NORMAL: ALL FUCKED UP."
ON A PERSONAL NOTE, THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG ONCE HEARD A CHURCH PIANO INSTRUCTOR USE THIS TERM WHILE TALKING TO A 10-YEAR-OLD, AND WAS SUBSEQUENTLY UNABLE TO EXPLAIN TO THE 10-YEAR-OLD WHY IT WAS SO FUNNY
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
Don’t trust anyone that doesn’t know who Peeves is.
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.